CBS Warns: No Bum, Boob Or Genital Exposure At The Upcoming Grammys

 

THE Grammys have slapped a ban on thongs, exposed nipples, bum crack, side and underboob and demanded the genital region must be covered at their forthcoming awards ceremony, according to a leaked email.

The communication gives a long list of rules and regulations for those attending the 55th Grammys on February 10, at Staples Center in Los Angeles.
The email reads:

Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST
Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory
-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
***GRAMMYS 2013*** 

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

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Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.

Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.

 Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared.

OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

The Grammy is this Sunday, and i'd serve you with all the pictures, to see whether or not the stars adhered to the rules. I doubt they will though.